kierensimon:

yes but consider ur fav ship 

  • making rly bad jokes rly at night and full on snort laughing w/ each other
  • FIGHTING OVER BLANKETS IN BED 
  • 1 of them cooking dinner but its shit and the other totally taking the piss 
  • finding the song that’s /their song/ but its a rly bad song but they get emotional when it plays
  • T A K I N G S E L F I E S
  • borrowing each others clothes but they’re both different sizes (1 PRSN IN BAGGY TSHIRTS AND THE OTHR IN RLY TIGHT TROUSERS THAT DONT RLY BUTTON UP)
  • going 2 see a movie but it’s shit and they shout at the screen and all the othr ppl in the cinema tell them to fuck off 
  • saving up and going 2 a fancy place for dinner but they cant pronounce the names of some of the dishes on the menu and its cute
  • TRYING 2 BE REAL GROWN UPS WHO R RESPONSIBLE but they still eat kids cereal and  get up early 2 watch cartoons 
  • having like week long arguments about rly silly shit like who would be a bettr astronaut or who would win in a fight between a dragon and a griffin 
  • generally being weird nerds 

apple-str1der:

tips for new freshmen!

  • no one cares about anything
  • walk on the right side of the fucking hallway 
  • dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
  • stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable. 
  • GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK 
more precious than any jewel in his hoard

mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

nintendo-blisters:

It’s finally happening.
Donald Glover is Miles Morales as Spider-Man.

SML